So let it be.

Aku menyampah ah kalau melayu nak step
kaya rabak. Relax ah, tempat air-conditioned
je nak step.

Couple at the cashier,
Guy : B, my wallet dalam purse you uh.
Girl  : Jap eh *takes guy's wallet out*
Guy : Do you accept master or visa?

Yek eleerrr cakap kuat kuat kononnye orang
pun go "WHOAAAAA!" ah? Gi mampos.